Maybe they should incorporate that smack into their offense seeing how much it moved the screen.

On the plus side, Rovio Entertainment just paid him $700million for the rights to Angry Birds 52: The Ball is Now the Bird 5: This Time It’s Different - Remastered.

Jack: Ha! Go-Ahead Eagles! Where’d you hear that one before, dad?
Tom: Hmph, what?
Jack: Will you come up from under the desk for a minute?

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

Little too on the nose for my liking.

It’s refreshing to see an encounter with ICE where it’s not the kid that’s shattered.

BORDER-CROSSING EASTERN EUROPEAN TRIGGERS BREXIT

This burn hasn’t been so devastating since e’s fued with -1.

He later also flung a beer some Lazio fans asked him to hold.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

+1

To be fair, Philip Rivers’ kids had clarinet lessons that day.

This is amazing insight into this world and I thank you for it.

They’re just trying to downplay the three hard ‘K’s in his name to stave off interest from the Patriots.

[gets flooded with links to this video]
[switches phone off for a couple of days]

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Jeb tried to tell him what he was in for but Jeets just couldn’t figure out what “so million” meant.

Not to mention the havoc they wreak on your defensive ability.

♫ I know you’re scared, you’ll be alright...Biita, Biigoro and Floyd! ♫