That’s a terrific story!

Forget the kid, protect the institution. It’s the Catholic Way.

Differently, I imagine.

That gif is a good representation of Baylor Twitter going after sportswriters.

It has to do with Bob Bradley, who used to coach his adult song, Michael, which is something Crunch-Tacos has always found weird. He also knows that it isn’t the case anymore, but it was for a long while.

It could be that he is either very inconsistent so his bad swing looks bad in different ways at different times, or scouts are like sommeliers in that they might know bullshit, but disagree on the notes they’re picking up, just that they don’t like it compared to better things.

Miko Grimes: When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong Lifetime Achievement Award Winner 2016.

Came for this, not disappointed.

I love Chicago. I’ve visited it twice—once in ‘98, once in ‘13—it’s an incredible city. (I know some might find this limited, but consider your experiences in London or Dublin or Paris.) I’ve seen Sosa hit, I’ve seen Wood pitch, I’ve seen Lake Michigan from a high-rise, I’ve dropped into LM after a pickup soccer…

Jimenez was, technically speaking, uh....fucking terrible.

Goodness, you’re a dick.

Yeah, but you don’t know movie lines from 2000, so who’s the real jerk?

I’ll assume you know enough about The Troubles and Israel/Palestine to just say that this isn’t so much a joke as it is a sentence that idiots will think is a joke.

Oh true true, how quickly I forget about the time I heard that Craig James killed five hookers at SMU.

...are you paying for an online, unabridged dictionary for $29.95/year?

SMU waitlisters?

“And to say I don’t know who Shawn Oakman is does not mean I don’t know the situation, but I don’t him personally. And so I wouldn’t be able to recognize him if he was in our locker room.”