I’ll be honest: one reason why I think Southwest is so cheap is that they offer a LOT for what you pay.

You're exactly right. Mars is a dead world. Attempt no landing there. Nuking Mars to temporarily thicken the atmosphere is like dumping Rogaine on a corpse.

WHY CANT WE KEEP bearded dad Clark?? Just look at that dad. We need more Superbeard.

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I hear Topeka is lovely this time of year.

Found the trailer:

Jughead finally went crazy and murdered them all.

I will have this or die trying!

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

Man, listen: I had an extra paragraph or two ready to go on that sequence alone. When I was younger, I interpreted it as being about how all these major religions are based on one central male figure. But, when I got older, I took it to mean that each person practices religion—even the same ones—in their own unique…

Great post Evan! The Question was one of my favourite reads back in the 80s, and the annual had an exchange about religion I think about to this day. I’m trying to remember the details, but Batman asks Lady Shiva why the Sensei has to be buried in Japan, and she responds, “It is a matter of religion.”

That is one nerdy burn. Good work in the spice mines today.

What should his suspension be?

Zero games. Bartolo Colon has been declared a National Park, and not even the smallest one at that. As such, anything ingested by Bartolo Colon National Park cannot incur any type of fine because it occurred within the Park’s boundaries.

The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

I’m sorry but there is something better

Neat! There used to be an actual video game arcade named SpacePort in my hometown of Bloomington, Indiana, when I was growing up as a teenager in the late 80s.