I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

That is one nerdy burn. Good work in the spice mines today.

What should his suspension be?

Zero games. Bartolo Colon has been declared a National Park, and not even the smallest one at that. As such, anything ingested by Bartolo Colon National Park cannot incur any type of fine because it occurred within the Park’s boundaries.

The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

Love the tip of the hat by Hosmer at the end. Respect.

The best part was Lorenzo Cain’s face while he was watching it happen.

Or as the Royals call it: a routine double play.

Except for that one part where the ball beats him by a full step. But, yeah.

For me, this story is even more enhanced by the fact that classy-ass Bo Jackson came out to help Ryan out. Bo Knew Sportsmanship.

Nolan Ryan is also the subject of one of the most underrated pieces of sports photography ever (IMO)