I have a ton of men’s t-shirts simply because I like having GODDAMN SLEEVES.

Teen Vogue would have gotten this right.

But those are just buzzwords that make stupid people seem smart.

They’re just being proactive about seeking a new paradigm.

Bravo asked Jill Kargman to remove “20 percent” of the Trump jokes from Odd Mom Out’s upcoming season.

Onion-cutting spiders all up in here. *sniff*

“Through her passionate service, she made our world more welcoming, inclusive, and fair. Not just for the athletes she empowered, but for us all. She honored the highest traditions of athletic history using sports to break barriers and change hearts and minds. So alongside heroes like Jackie Robinson, Billie Jean…

Tom Green was not funny that’s why.

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

Candy mess, eh?

Hey, all six of us are heartbroken about it okay.

“To all my fashion fans...”

And mine... done last Thursday.

Love all the pretty hairs! Here’s my pink hair!

None of us have Tidal. We don’t know the answer to that.

Well then, I’m posting my blue hair. Which I am referring to as TARDIS hair and people can suck it. #whovian fo lyfe

YEAAAAAH!

Perfect excuse to post my brand new purple hair

But no lullaby for the wee baby Shamus?