And his staffers are excusing him waffling on the “radical Islam” magic words because Trump is, wait for it, “exhausted”. It is Day 2! Where is his stamina? Is he dying? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Haha. Kings, just like us!

Actually it was half bow, half curtsy and all fucking hilarious.

Lol this whole trip is a joke. Trump is such a hypocrite and bully. And like bullies he’s a coward. He bowed to the king and avoided the phrase radical Islam. I don’t *want* him to use that phrase but we heard for 8 years how obama was basically a terrorist himself for not using the phrase.

Oh my God yes! Even more inappropriate than this

You seem to know a lot about this. Do you think this one would be inappropriate as well?

This is rude. One shouldn’t be celebrating the death of a man. Especially not with gifs like this one

Right now, the DOJ has appointed independent counsel. Had it not been for the Rosenstein issue, independent counsel might not have been considered necessary. Rosenstein did the right thing.

I remember the “terrorist fist bump”.

Honestly the Ancient Romans would like a word. Julius Caesar especially.

I watch Bravo and the Bachelorette and all the other trash TV because my other options are THE NEWS and no thank you.

Had I read this a little earlier in the day I would have responded “The men too?” but after a discussion with my husband tonight, I believe it...

I started painting my dining room as part of a home makeover for my wife for Mother’s Day. First coat on the top finished and once I’m done with the second I’ll start on the White for the bottom......clearly a very exciting Saturday night!

Beauty Thread

To men: I don’t know how you people walk around with those things.

Pff. Adhesive cable clips. How like a woman.

It’s very obvious you have never been on your way to a bra burning and tripped over a cable wire. Or what about when the coven comes over to watch The Craft on Witchy Bitches’ Movie Night and you are embarrassed by your entertainment center wires? Or having to wire a speaker to your roof that blares Bikini Kill so all…

My heart can never be black enough to hate puppies.

Tangentially related to this, but not quite, is that I need to share that I’m getting my first non-eyebrows (microbladed!) tattoo tonight. It’s the rebel alliance symbol fancied up. This was my inspiration for it:

I highly recommend the Dr. Bronner soaps (that I also call ‘Dr Boner’ because, y’know, I’m an adult). The peppermint scented one in the blue bottle is my fave. You feel tingly and It’s not expensive. Plus there’s all of his batshit manifesto written all over the bottle.