I know I’m way late (yay for being a UK Jezzie!) but I still really want to participate this week, because I’m having an intriguing experience with a new foundation. I usually stick to my BareMinerals original powder foundation, because most other things break me out or aren’t full coverage, but I ordered the Dior…

I like Urban Decay All Nighter setting spray. They sell it in both a travel and full size.

I got Mizon’s snail jizz, after much hesitation, and it is the SHIT.

Do you use setting spray over your makeup?

What bullshit granola are y’all eating? It certainly isn’t the 95% sugar, 5% oats stuff in my cereal.

Is calling him “Ed Sheehan” an example of brilliant shade, though? Because I’m enjoying it.

I’ve known Stanford alums and I’ve known Harvard alums. The main difference is that there is no way you could finish even a coffee date without learning someone went to Stanford, while the Harvard alum would just assume you could sense the Harvardness wafting from them without it needing to be spoken.

“These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish. I guess I’m supposed to walk around with their little corpses stuck to my fingers, is that it?” 

“For the past few years Kanye and I have made almost all of our kids clothes”

Well, then, she isn’t using her money right. If I was rich I would def have a baby double for my wee toddler...oh why am I lying? I’d have a Mummy Double and live in the bookstore.

Don’t forget: Kanye also gave us a plain-ass white shirt for $120.

Meanwhile, the clothes that Prince George and Princess Charlotte wear are in the $20-$30 range, and they’re literally royal.

Cat collars are required to have a quick release so the cat doesn’t get caught and choked. Does this terrible idea of restricting your young childs neck have the same thing?

Where is a co2 leak when you need one...

Trump makes fun of wounded soldiers and disabled people because he lacks compassion for other human beings as well as an understanding of mental disorders. I, a person who has both these things, made a jab at a famous actor who did something he now seems to thoroughly regret. The intention of said jab was to make fun…

I’m going to be slightly bitchy on your thread and wonder if people will give answers that don’t involve paying $1-4 for the documentary.

Oh for fuck’s sake it’s a joke. I know firsthand how hard it is to cope with PTSD. Tom Hiddleston didn’t actually get PTSD from posing on a bunch of Rhode Island rocks with Taylor Swift.

Always assumed it’s some Illuminati shit going down. 

Are you kidding me? That was the ONLY good thing that happened in 2016. I feasted on the delicious schadenfreude for weeks. Whenever I’m sad, I think on Tom wearing the I heart T.S. wifebeater and I feel my soul bloom, my skin clear up and my heart grow three sizes.

Serious question because I am classless old-timey hobo who has never attended any variety of gala with my bindle: What....happens inside?? Is there a musical performance? Dinner? Do they listen to a keynote address? Are there mini Philly cheesesteaks as a passed app? They could seriously do the red carpet and just…