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OMG yes. While it must have been nice for my mother not to ever have to send me upstairs to change, I feel sad that my amazing teenaged figure was swimming in mens’ sized striped tees. And the pleated slacks. SLACKS. With pleats. On a Southern Californian teenager.

Trivia team name!

Mscoffee and I are doing trivia at this very moment!

Hard to imagine him lying in bed, restless, turning over the moral impact of his deeds and weighing the calculus of greater good vs. lesser evil. No — I suspect Henry is more of a “Sucks for Timor,” lights out, sleeps like a lamb. A brilliant man, with added intelligence in the place where most people store their

I’m not sure the Greeks of the Classical period really understood the vagaries of the atmospheric layers. I’m going to cut them some slack on this one especially since Kushner is a tool and I’d love to see his influence (in every sphere) come crashing down to Earth in a blaze of glory.

I’m deeply resentful of 45's administration for many reasons; on the list is that his presidency has forced me to say things like, “Wow, this Kissinger piece is hilarious” and “Let’s not besmirch the good name of Richard Nixon by comparing him to Trump.”

Mom blogs (and websites) have the nastiest commenters I have ever encountered. I would sooner go on Reddit to state that video games need more female designers than go on a mom site and say... anything. Really, it doesn’t matter the issue— you will get ripped for it.

Banana girl saga... good times, we were happier.

I think this story made me even more lesbian, and I’m pretty goddamn non-child-wanting lesbian! The fuck is wrong with these people?! 

Freelee - that one was truly amazing. That saga of starve-yourself-thin sociopaths was riveting company for me while I waited in line to vote last November :) Haven’t been able to look at a banana in the same way since.

I reacted to this story in much the same way as the Frelee the Banana Girl saga, in that I don’t understand who any of these people are or what is happening, but I can’t stop reading.

I’d do the same, but I’m pretty sure the IUD string would hang out of one of my nostrils.

Who the fuck ARE these people?!

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

“Comparing my popularity to that of religious figures worked out well for me.”

Catholics like to drag out the party. More opportunity for food and booze. (Just like Jesus would have wanted)

Fuck Catholic culture. La Virgen is some made up fucking bullshit. Catholics persecute gays, women, trans people, and make people ashamed of their bodies and their sexualities. Who the fuck care if some trashy televison star “appropriates” it. Goddamn. I get a kick out of the fact that a porn star is comitting

Stay in your lane, Kim!

And right on the heels of the Resurrection of Our Lord and Savior! Shame!