I’ve already seen the ‘whores wanting 15 minutes of fame’ and ‘why didn’t they come out sooner’ trotted out.

oh my sweet summer child

My favorite from the Brogressives was “She thought she deserved the presidency.”

I wonder if it was inevitable that the first woman to run in a major party for president had to take all this horrible treatment in order to pave the way for the next woman to run and hopefully it will be a little better. Although I will never underestimate the amount of misogyny and sexism, not just from the right,…

That excerpt has me crying. Oh, for what might have been....

Let’s not forget the regrettable and completely preventable part played by... Carlos Danger!

You are not good and should feel very bad. Now time to wish for ice cream clouds and chocolate rain...

Reading this article about that book (“Shattered”) on Wapo makes me physically ill. This part, in particular, is just devastating:

Dammit, Ashes! What the hell?!?

A few years ago, I said I thought it would be awesome to live long enough to see an apocalypse.

I have dealt with this terrible turn of events by going full-on conspiracy theorist. If conspiracy twitter is right, shit will hit the fan soon! SOON! SOOOOON. Do you know how insane I sound these days? I feel like I’m a hop step and a jump away from screaming about jet fuel and the towers at the top of my lungs…

Red velvet is a sham cake. It pretends to be something to fancy and elegant and it’s just chocolate and vanilla cake and food coloring mixed together. Ugh, fuck that cake.

Right, at least Nero could fiddle.

But she couldn’t have the lemonade stand that norm kids do! It was so upsetting!

I made my nails look like chocolate bars.

Oil. Stick an oil on top instead of a regular moisturizer, or use a sunscreen with oil in it. I know it sounds crazy. But it WORKS. I wear the Josie Maran Argan Oil Sunscreen everyday on top of whatever else I feel is necessary (usually serum/moisturizer) and I stay matte all day. Literally until I wash my face at…

At a pharmacy in Mexico last week I bought Retin A and Latisse, cheap and no prescription necessary.

Especially men who are on amphetamines. Maybe keep them out of government? Am I being too judgy here?

I just think it’s nice to FINALLY have a storyline where a pretty white girl saves minorities who didn’t even know they needed her help.