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There’s been an active conversation about all the deaths being related to the rise of celebrities in the 1960's-70's and the ages of that first “class” of very well known musicians/actors/athletes.

Having been raised evangelical, I was already well aware of how hypocritical and dishonest evangelicals tend to be, but it was “nice” to watch them spell it out so unmistakablely.

As a “Child of Ham,” let me just say: Fuck All Mormons.

This year has destroyed the small bit of respect I had for evangelicals. You vote 3:1 for the walking embodiement of all seven deadly sins and then say I can’t have an IUD because of Jesus? Fuck off.

Nothing like a little dick-measuring* contest to demonstrate the degree of one’s piousness on Christmas.

The main takeaway from this election: the bulk of Mormons genuinely believe the ethical redlines in their scriptures, the bulk of evangelicals are exactly the craven amoral fucknuts everyone else has always suspected.

Also- fuck you RNC.

It’s as if this year can’t help itself.

Mom got a cake pedestal and dome and Dad got a book about Churchill during the Boar War. In both cases someone here reccomended these ideas to me.

I *HATE HATE HATE* Christmas Eve rain. And it’s rained every Christmas Eve for three years now! 😕

He’s a pretty special beast, in my humble opinion! (Can you believe someone gave this handsome fellow away? But I wish them all the best, because he was just what my family was missing)

That’s freaking adorable.

My dog is the opposite. He not only understands presents, he expects his be wrapped and patiently waits his turn to open his gifts.

Oh, my sweet summer child.

So we get Trump and lose princess leia??? FUCK YOU 2016. FFFFFFFUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU

BUT WESTWORLD!

This would make me feel considerably better if the vice president-elect of the United States was not among them.

What’s your favorite part of space? Mine is space.