So Obama can take our guns.

Can someone please explain to me why people believe Sandy Hook (and others) did NOT happen?? What is the point of the denial?

yeah i’m just now getting old enough to be really aware of the news stories like. but just like the bastille day attack, they found a joyful time and place where a large group of people would be trusting their fellow humans to let them celebrate in peace. i don’t have the word for what this makes me feel.

Everything is terrible, and getting worse.

One morning, I got dressed upstairs and tried to go downstairs but there was a snake wrapping his ass around the handrail. So I NOPED my ass back upstairs, called in sick to work, and called 47 people to come save me. One mother fucker showed up. God bless Kyle. And fuck all those macho dudes who pretended they didn’t…

Motherfucker, be glad 2016 is working off its own kill list, not mine.

I’ve abandoned all hope and am enjoying all my blessings as they are, in the here and now. And to all those that great our new overlords with hope in their hearts I leave this:

At this point I’m okay with the end of humanity. We’ve had a good run, we got to the moon, we shot a bunch of our (best) crap into space so our legacy as a species will live on...

They were living in Kylie’s house. Kylie.

“Ivanka kept calling it vitamins!”

We shouldn’t have a problem with it as long as it’s not Hillary Clinton doing it.

LOLZ when Meghan n RHOC decided her “cause” would be colon cancer because one of her husband’s three ex wives died from it.

So this is a different charity from Donny the Clown’s charity which was patently demolished by the Washington Post as claiming to give millions to charity but mostly bought portraits of the fat-necked homunculus?

I predict this will be a follow up headline sometime in the next four years:

Hey do you by chance have any more pictures relating to not even once and meth?

oh please. the best indicator of future behavior is past behavior. It is documented that Trumps use their own charity donations to pay themselves.

They do no good. Sometimes Satan is just Satan.

Just like Walgreens: “Oh we could donate a few million to charities but don’t you feel good that we gave you this opportunity of adding a dollar to your purchase?”

I’ve thought about this a lot. Ignorance really is bliss.

I really wish I could have a “pah, this is a problem our children and grandchildren shall face, let them clean up our mess” attitude about this. That sounds way more carefree and enjoyable.