We can use them to take out Putin’s ride!

Does this mean I can finally get myself a bear hunting dog?

In Soviet Russia you don’t gather around fire, fire gathers around you.

Welcome to Putin land my friends, gather around.

It’s always a relief when my home state doesn’t make this type of list. Good job, Arizona, for a change!

That cat has NO TIME for your shit, even if you are dead

I call bullshit on Double Creature unless the cat sees dead people too.

The whole world is becoming Arkansas

I absolutely reject the notion that Trump is a warlock but I do think he has some sort of redheaded game of thrones type witch behind his success. obviously.

Noooooo! It has to be witchcraft or nothing makes sense.

This is the hard-hitting journalism I come to Jezebel for.

Naaaaah, it’s definitely witches!

Plot twist! The fourth witch is Jennifer Aniston and the past 12 years have all been a plot to destroy men by tanking Brad Pitt’s career.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows you need at least four witches to cast decent spells, so unless you’re going to produce another potential witch I won’t listen to this theory.

Game recognize game or some shit. I don’t even know, anymore.

to be a fly on the wall to see those two narcissists speak 

THIS is the kind of petty drama I was hoping for with a Brangelina divorce.