I don’t get what people see in him. In any respect.

Okay, I know you’re trying to be nice about something horrible Kim and Kanye went/are going through but please with this money doesn’t make a difference. Because it abso-fucking-lutely does. Therapy, meds, rehabs, etc. etc.

He forgot to add unattractive.

I guess I’d have to read the article to find out, but I don’t feel like it, so there’s that.

Water is also perceived as being wet.

And now I am left wondering about the status of the Kardashian Kristmas 2016 kard. (Who am I? What is happening?)

Everything I know about the Kardashians comes from Jezebel, so I really couldn’t care less about the show continuing, but I’d be pleasantly surprised if they prioritized their real life over their Reality TV life.

Man, that picture of them blows me away. They were so much more natural looking back then. And Rob—holy hotness. Plus, Kylie (not pictured) was still wearing her human form back then.

Right? That was my first thought too.... ProPublica does NOT get to act testy & defensive about recounting/auditing, not after evvvverybody got the poll predictions so horribly wrong. They get to sit the fuck down in the corner and think about what they did.

The speech was about de-emphasizing social issues in favor of economic issues to pander to people for whom social issues are anathema, i.e. middle American white people largely male. And then the sun will rise over a field of wheat and man in a hard hat will throw a football and a Bruce Springsteen song will play and…

I can see it now, flying proudly over the USS Whatevs

Well since Trump himself won’t stop claiming that the vote was illegitimate, and he’s the president elect, I guess that means we HAVE to have a do-over vote.

Maybe one day we can make a flag that can have a gif in the fabric because I was thinking this:

The new flag of the United States...

I respect the hell out of Michelle Obama but she has plenty of money and Secret Service for life. She can go high. We need to go low now.

Maeve is by far and away my favorite. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

I read somewhere “MAchine EVE”

Truth. I love Maeve

It’s all Barron’s snow globe now. I mean us, not WW.

The series finale will reveal that the whole thing took place in Barron Trump’s imagination as he sat in his gold-plated sandbox.