True. He was like, “Huh. Looks like they’re doing to destroy themselves. My job here is done.”

tish pshaww, get back to me when you’ve got approval for an exploding cigar.

When you ask the guys in the lab to work on a slow acting poison you really should be more specific.

Even he didn’t want to deal with Trump presidency.

Typical government bureaucracy.

It only took the CIA sixty years.

all of them. But just think how much weight we’ll lose! I was one Trump election away from my goal weight!

Someone made waffles out of leftover stuffing and used them for the bread, though. That’s not just a sandwich, it’s a tribute.

I will not be having a leftover sandwich because, after driving 8 hours yesterday to be with my parents, my mother announced that making a Thanksgiving dinner for three of us wasn’t really worth the trouble. We ate pasta and salad, she didn’t even break out the cheese plate I bought (“We can have that tomorrow”), and…

I feel like if Catholicism gave a shit about young people it could do the following:

Thanks for manning the ship. Happy Thanksgiving!

I’m surprised to see anything here. I thought I read that Jez wouldn’t be publishing anything until Monday.

Attn: Those of us manning the ship today (me) failed to put this post up at the hour it was intended. (Noon.) I apologize for the oversight!

At least you plan to go to the sink like a civilized person. I work till ten, and my plan when I get home is dragging a chair to the fridge and dipping leftover turkey straight from it’s foil cocoon into an old margarine tub filled with cranberry sauce. I will however class it up by drinking my bourbon from a glass. I…

I’m pregnant and have no time for sandwich-making. I shall be eating leftovers as I always do, cold, right out of the off-brand tupperware, standing over the sink. Come at me.

I have a funny feeling in my pants area

HOT PRIESTS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!