Heyyyyy there! How have you been? You’ve been missed around these parts! Welcome back!

I am really disappointed that she conceded. I mean, c’mon, Al Gore fought the results, and while he didn’t become president, he did get a Nobel Peace Prize a few years later.

I love this reference.

I think HRC is smart to have someone else do this on her behalf. If I were I’d stay as far away from this as possible. If it fails she won’t look like a sore loser. And if succeeds she might become President, although it’s probably wishful thinking.

This is the most beautiful visual

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

Seeing Orange County and church bitch eyes in the same sentence made me think of Trashra Barnhouse and Alexis Bellino (bless her heart) from the Real Housewives

RAUCOUS APPLAUSE

I don’t understand why Jez would care, unless you took out your anger on them? I mean, I was here that night, we were all pretty suicidal or angry or both.

Never stop making these.

Starred for church bitch eyes.

I feel like I have met a thousand of her wannabe clones in Orange County, CA with those dead, church bitch eyes.

Maybe no eyeholes though? I’d rather not look at those beady little eyes either.

I think we need to ease up on the poor thing. She’s trying.

I too found myself in an awkward position agreeing with white supremacists that he would look better with a pillowcase over his head.

I remember in High School when the football team had to complain to the Principal because the theater club were continually bullying them.

aren’t we glad we didn’t elect some WOMAN who would be worried about her appearance all the time instead of concentrating on her job?!!!

I think William is the MiB because I think he’s basically like a Walter White character: seemingly a complete milquetoast but has an unbelievable capacity for evil and brutality when given the chance.