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InconvenientWalrus
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If crazy had a make-up pallette, she is wearing its starter kit.

Protesting a venue hosting a speaker you don’t like isn’t fascism, numbnuts.

“has continually modeled the goal of promoting diversity within the school and during his tenure.”

After seeing this I implore KFC, for the good of this nation, to put live octopus in their buckets of chicken.

You didn’t make it to the end of the article, did you?

Yes it is - this time I’m the ass who corrected someone but was himself wrong. I think it would have been clearer with a comma: “Welcome to the Union, Vox Media!” but that doesn’t make it any less embarrassing for me :(

“The charges against Killen were dismissed when one of the members of the all-white jury held out for an acquittal because she did not believe a man of God could have participated in such a crime.”

Oh come on, we can’t say their defense is overrated after performing like this all season. They gave up more points than would be expected yesterday, but they were playing a 111-5 division rival for the third time this season, who happen to be lead by the 2015 MVP. It was a closely fought game and there were mistakes

People of Japan, we don’t like him either.

Blake Farenthold, proof that sometimes you really can judge a book by its cover.

Not to be a jerk, but as a non-American, I’m really, really starting to resent the fact that the rest of the world now has to fear possibility of total annihilation, thanks to the racist, sexist, homophobic, bigoted idiots in certain sectors of the American public - a teeny, tiny portion of the world’s population -

Bannon: 4 paragraphs of hate rage

Night of the Fat Knives.

Remember when Hillary’s PMS was going to push us into WWIII?

HE IS GOING TO PIVOT SOON, GIVE HIM A CHANCE, WE MUST COME TOGETHER, HE IS GOING TO BECOME PRESIDENTIAL. Fuck every pundit who said that a year ago; a turd is a turd.

It absolutely astounds me how the GOP has become a party that fervently supports an immoral position on EVERY SINGLE ISSUE THAT IS OUT THERE.

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

“how is being an ANTIFA apologist any different than being an apologist for far-right protesters?“

The top reply to any social media post by Don Jr. should simply be “Daddy will never love you.”

the problem with shitting in a big mac is who can tell the difference?