“Today, we no longer recognize the universal truth that God is the author of our life and liberty,” Moore said of the election results. “Abortion, sodomy, and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”

Good. A thin ray of sanity in a world gone insane.

Turns out the congressional mall doesn’t want him either.

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Congratulations Alabama!

Donald Trump threw the full weight of the White House behind Moore.

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

Its not even been a year yet with this fucking ass as a President. Fuck all of you who voted for this asshole and the rest of you who didnt bother to get off your ass to cast a vote. If Roy gets elected.... geez, just pack it up, cause this country will officially suck.

go fuck yourself larry.

Larry,

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

LOL comic sans

Don’t think for a second that the United States would be any different if Hilary had won over Trump

DO SOMETHING.

WAS JUST INFORMED THAT BAD (OR SICK) KILLARY AND OBUMMR SOLD OUR ENTIRE SUPPLY OF VIBRANIUM TO PUTIN!!!! NOW THEY HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO ARM CAPTAIN RUSSIA WITH HIS OWN SHIELD!!!! SAD!!! FBI MUST INVESTIGATE AT ONCE...........

Won’t anyone please think of the dictators?!?!?

- Trump,