It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Great, now the tip of my thumb is burnt from scrolling past your fiery hot take.

what a pussy, the only thing keeping Phillip Rivers' organs intact is three unbroken ribs and a fervent belief in the Eucharist.

A friend of my cousin's made $54,000 for one week of work. Want to see how? Follow the link.

Reminds me of...

Count this shiksa as disappointed this is not Hannukah themed, as all holiday-and-clarinet-related media should be.

Five million seems like a lot until your realize their currency is gravel.

I know where he can go, Greg.

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

Pitches love vibrato.

Pregnant with zero f**ks? Doubt it.

I just don't understand why you'd go through all that trouble of painting the dog when you have the perfect representation of Clemson athletics in the garbage can.