This is how the last 2 seconds of me reading the article went in my head...

*pushes nerd glasses in with just one index finger*

@sea3d: They already got to you, I don't know how but they got you, RUN FOR IT SEA3D!

@Jomi294: LOL I like your sarcasm..but in all seriousness, money doesn't buy happiness.

Of course they deny it...

Only 4chan can save us now.

@hfm: Yes because smiles can't be faked to hide insecurities or sad emotions. It's the world of everything you see is exactly as it appears to be. NO ONE LIES YAY!

I don't mean to sound rude, but he LITERALLY, and I am not even joking always wears the same clothes.

@armendni: O-VER RAY-TED DAA DAA DA DA DA

"The Keyboard cat wants more money!" OMG I am dying of laughter haha...

Dear Kindle, please make the following games as well...

I am a pervert because I love 49

If I could I would donate 1000 dollars to these kids to give to their parents with a note encouraging them to become foster parents because it is obvious they are the best parents in the world!

You guys think this stuff is cool, at the eBay offices their vending machines don't even accept money! I went for a second interview there yesterday (God I was nervous!!!) and afterwards I noticed you could just click whatever you want and it comes out for free!

The Super Stock logo really ruins the "natural" beauty of this shot.

@PoG: You know, you KNOW that the guy who developed that machine is actually a pervert. That is not a mistake. The guy is probably a peddy who gets off..hope he got caught with kiddy porn and is serving 1800 years in jail.

@froggy: I don't care if this photo is not natural, it is still frakkin awesome.

@hnkelley: I'm gonna be a stupid prick and say this isn't obvious because who wants to be tethered within 30 feet to their phone? Panasonics D-Link router lets you go all over your house, using a regular home phone type phone, but connected via bluetooth to your cellphone a million feet (or some realistic number) away…

Edit: Whoops me make error, but here is the link to the actual product, and not some random name I came up with from a blurry memory haha (the article only talks about the one, but the one sold at Best Buy has 2 in it)

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