Damn egg with it's liquid armor, the sperm can't make it through!

I'm pretty sure phones don't even exist anymore..last time I checked, they only sell mini computers that make calls.

@Zhuzhu: I had an iPhone 2G and it used T-Mobile data just fine...

@Lord_Data: haha, agreed. Any place where you might not be able to remember all of your co-workers names (at least 330!!!!!!) I don't think you are a small studio.

@subtlescalpel: Me too..but then again sometimes they are necessities because other wise you have someone on your ass being the "internet police" telling you (the joking one) to relax, and your just like..oh the irony! LOL

100% of UFO sightings are correct, they are all unidentified flying objects at the time of the sighting.

@Justin: According to IRS.GOV, you know that official government website, Alaska, New Hampshire, Tennessee, FLORIDA, South Dakota, Washington Nevada, Texas, and Wyoming

@Justin: Forgot the Hitler point, my whole point was how he left. When you leave your job, do you just quit without any notice. No two weeks, nothing..you screw your boss over like that? You must be a model employee.

@Mike Le: This is true, and also your name is nearly the same as mine which is creepy.

@Orion126: I should have remembered this is the internet and not regular people... I am shameful.

@chauncy that billups: Nice...wow. That is just his money? Holy crap.

I think I might actually participate in this shop contest...maybe do something after work.

I just read from the Today show website last night that he made 2.7 billion dollars..and a google search pulled up the same on just about every other website... Just sayin'

ATT's network isn't that fast. LOL

@OCEntertainment: Perfect, incrediblio, mama seeta!

@s8ist: LOL Nice :)

@CubemonkeyNYC: Haha nice! Yeah I never did understand why they can't just tell the people to actually look like they are playing a game.

My favorite thing in the entire video was when it said that Apple fans can "TALK AT"..not with, but AT...

Yeah his other videos only had like 150-200 views when I first saw them...

@s8ist: Um, it's a joke and not real life seriousness? Like how they can Asians can't drive or blonde girls are dumb? There is a website (probably) called www.idon'tknowjokes,soiwillreaduponwhatajokemeans.com