Can you really say that Calipari’s deal is bad if Calipari’s deal is the best deal available to a high school basketball prospect looking to play in the NBA? I mean, holistically it is bad because the NCAA sucks, but out of all of the deals which are necessarily bad because of that NCAA, does it really make sense to…

This is going to be the greatest episode of Chopped ever.

“He notices how much quicker he feels at 208 pounds than he did at the 218 he was in 2012, thanks to Kelly’s nutrition program of personalized protein shakes.“

I mean, fuck that crusty old misogynistic wanker but for real tho

It’s really only like 50 million after taxes, hookers, and coke.

The fact that Duke won is the worst thing that happened to me yesterday, and that includes the Indians losing their opener in embarrassing 3-hit fashion.

I know, the Cavs will probably win that series in 3.

Are you a Bulls fan or something? That comment was saltier than Joakim Noah’s cheek after LeBron’s trunk sweat gets rubbed on it from dunking all over Noah...

As a Cleveland guy I actually kind of like having a Joakim Noah to hate on. It’s not hard to understand why he can’t stand LeBron; not only is LBJ a larger than life persona and a showboater, the Bulls have never, ever beaten LeBron’s team in the playoffs. Combined with his generally cheese-grater like personality and…

Who cares? Blingers gotta bling

I can guarantee 1000% it has nothing to do with David Blatt being Jewish and everything to do with him being a coach with zero NBA experience who got hired on for a rebuilding/growing project before they got LeBron and Kevin Love and is completely inexperienced and out of his depth for NBA title runs....unlike LeBron…

This is patently ridiculous. Everyone knows that Jay Cutler is a cat.

WTF #NoContext

Did this guy eat a whole wooden stool and is now pooping a whole wooden stool?

No. I am being honest.

Gandhi lived in an archaic period where domestic violence was common, accepted, and even encouraged in many mainstream societies, from the culture where gang rape is still a huge issue today, arranged marriage is the status quo, and Untouchable caste structure is a thing.

I'm only an Ohio State fan as a required qualification to be a continuing member of my family, but I could sit there and watch 'Bama take a big fast early lead and then spend the next 3 quarters getting their guts pounded in by the 'slower worse' Big 10 champs literally forever.

"KID" (read: adult)

Honestly, you could tell me that the Browns offered Delonte West a position as the Browns CEO to prevent a beef because it was found out that Ray Farmer was fucking Delonte's mom and I wouldn't even be surprised.

Nah, Browns stadium can't give you a case of tetanus, AIDS, or shiv-in-pancreas. The Browns always have a promising collection of players with no real QB and horrid management, so aside from the Lovecraftian terror that is the Coliseum, they're basically the same thing.