OK, let me clarify.

Ah, but it does.

Actually, these bills have been a big deal for a long time while they have been in the works specifically because they are designed to do what Barry says they are.

Mozgov totally looks like a real person, he just doesn't look like a real adult. His face makes him look like a 13 year old kid who loves chocolate cake and stilts.

Sorry, your name isn't A Pimp Named Slickback, so your insults are irrelevant and unable to faze me.

I wonder with their veiled threats that if these guys know that Gawker isn't even a real media outlet like Fox News or something. How can you sue something that doesn't even exist? These are all just relatives of the people who blag for Slate.

I don't feel egotistical thinking that I speak for the 600,000 followers of Deadspin when I say this:

Tom,

Is Qatar's summer in December? Qatar is in the Northern hemisphere. By like...a large margin.

Because drama

It would be glorious to hear people referring to their center as a "Cawhmie" before going on a rant about Tom Brady.

-Broccoli with just a touch of salt and seasoning, steamed just enough to warm it up while keeping it crisp

Except they are coworkers, not employee and employer, so that analogy doesn't make any sense.

That's pretty cool.

I don't really get why Browns fans think they have some monopoly on sports misery. The Browns are a special kind of sports wretchedness, but it's not like that's never happened before or that other franchises don't drag their loyal fans through hell and back I'm looking at you New York Jets.

HEY. HEYYY. That happened ONCE. Okay? ONCE.

"YAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

I don't think UT really knew what they were getting themselves into when they energized the Deadspin commentariat into action in favor of transparency and less boredom.

Investigative journalists investigate a wide spectrum of stuff, oftentimes random, kicking the bucket around until some interesting soggy condom falls out. As Marchman said, a lot of their 'dimes' are spent pursuing leads into tons of stuff that never gets printed. The story is in the stonewalling of what should have…

Don't you even fricking say that. It will come true and I will jettison myself into the god damn Sun.