I dunno, but...

Scuttlebutt is that it’s going to be Cynthia Lee Fontaine, especially since she just beat cancer.

For some reason I thought Coco Montrese, but she’s apparently teeny tiny.

Imagine if this had been mentioned several times in the article you skimmed. Just imagine!

Let alone the people he apparently points guns at off set.

I cannot get over how much Hannity talks over Koppel— a well-respected, white, male TV journalist. Like, if he’s willing to talk over Ted Freakin’ Koppel...imagine any black woman who has ever had the misfortune of interacting with Hannity.

Tony Little may have more hustle than all other “fitness gurus” combined.

Martha Stewart Weddings says it’s custom Siriano, which I was super excited to confirm because that was my first guess. Follow him on insta; it’s like dress porn.

Is that a dress on Lauren though? It looks a lot like a stylized white jumpsuit with an amazeballs cape.

For some weird reason every time I hear name Tony Robbins, this comes to mind

Samira’s dress is so structured and gorgeous. I want to borrow it and twirl around my living room.

Aww look at them - they are radiant. I feel like if a couple of bluebirds suddenly fluttered around them it would not be a surprise.

Dear god, they KILLED it with the wedding dresses. They both look completely angelic.

I’ve been to two weddings where the groom’s surname was Jones and both of them had their first dance to well-known adulterers’s anthem, Me and Mrs Jones. People. Do. Not. Listen.

I was perusing The Knot today and they recommended Danzig’s “Mother” as a great mother/son dance, as well as “Mother” by Pink Floyd. It’s as if they just typed the word mother into Spotify without actually listening to them.

Indeed I would also put “born in the USA” on the list too because after that people don’t bother listening to the rest of the lyrics.

And the people who dedicate Pearl Jam’s cover of Last Kiss to their sweetie on the radio. The girl dies. That’s the point.

I would put “you’ve really got a hold on me “in the same category.

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.

Stephen Hawking is 75 years old. At age 21, he was told he had about two years to live. No point to this except that every time I see his name I remember how old he is and think “man that guy is tenacious.”