This is the laugh I needed.

So in twenty years we have to get a documentary about the hunt for Trump’s chesterfields? No thank you.

Ain’t nobody wants to see that. Even rule 34 has its limits.

And that...is one porno I would never watch. I think I need to splash some bleach on my brain for a second.

Burned? Gotta dump that in that E.T. Atari pit.

She looks like she is about to shoot a porno

Meh, those sofas are all going to have to be burned out back when the next president moves in anyhow, too many stains from spray tanner and fast good already anyhow.

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

I love his mother. She was my very first psychotherapist and she was great.

dude.

Oh god, no, I’d never be able to take it. And neither would he. I can’t be with someone that earnest and emotionally available all the time. We’d just constantly make each other cry, and eventually get annoyed with each other for being all weepy all the time. Plus, I would be so weirded out that his response to our…

Damien Chazelle knew damn well that his movie didn’t deserve. He already got an award that wasn’t his.

He really should play a Civil War general in his next film. The hair and make-up team could coast through it.

He was one of my faves too. He’s like “FUCK YEAH.”

Extremely Jeff Bridges face

there was an out-of-court settlement with both accusers, so the charges were dismissed. I’d assume that both women signed non-disclosure agreements in exchange for a hefty financial settlement, which doesn’t mean Affleck is innocent.

moonlight won best picture. warren beatty screwed up reading the card.

Goodness, both fucking Affleck’s with oscars. To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all. Fuck the oscars for fucking giving best picture to La La Land.