Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. You know that’s not true.

bruh Faith Hill and Miranda Lambert both looked like they were fucking.

The shit of that was, Whoopi wrote the jokes and they made the decision together for him to do blackface. From what I remember, in those days Friar Club was nasty, filthy, worst jokes ever and NOT TELEVISED. I think neither of them expected word of her induction(because that’s what it was) to get out.

I remember that. To the credit of, well, pretty much most people (as far as I can recall, anyway), I believe that was the exact moment when everyone began to inch slowly away from Ted Danson and his career started to tank.

As an Old, I can entertain you with stories. Here’s a shitty one from the eearly 90's before Friar’s Roasts became a public thing. Ted Danson still “cheers” famous was going out with Whoopi Goldberg. He did a bit at the Friar’s lunch about them smoking pot and him telling her; “Hey Whoop; don’t Ni$$&r lip it!” Shit,…

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Hey, you know how the only possible positive spin to idiot college kids in blackface is “they’re idiot kids whose ignorance and immaturity is going to embarrass the shit out of them later in life”? That doesn’t apply here. Law professors don’t get to plead idiocy. Just... why?

People like this have no friends to tell them this is a bad idea (probably due to scaring them off with fucking ideas like this)

I’ve always had mad respect for Faith Hill. Could give a shit about her music but I’m really down for brunch

I bet his shit would fuck our world up. #richpeopleweed

Some of those tweets were brutal. They were going on about her not being country but they were okay with Justin Timberlake performing last year

What galls me is that the Dixie Chicks were burned at the stake for saying that they are ashamed that GWB is from Texas, but Ted Nugent and others are calling for Obama and Hillary to be literally killed and that’s totally fine with the Dixie Chicks haters.

I’ll never forget watching the Dixie Chicks burned at the stake in 2003, in the lead-up to the Iraq War. They were one of my favorite country groups– I loved their vision of American freedom. It was horrible seeing all that creativity trampled under the boot of jingoism.

This is amazing. Great find.

I am HERE FOR THIS! Also here for matthew mcconaughey’s chest bumping LOL

There were SO many angry tweets about how Beyoncé didn’t belong there and other tweets about the CMAs scheduling the worst performers. Those folks didn’t like Bey being there and they sure haven’t completely forgiven the Dixie Chicks.

What doesn’t call for this?

This is too perfect / mystifying.

I think this calls for some country hip hop line dancing!

Watch the movie. It’s good!