He acted like a doped up circus bear. Where do you find doped up circus bears? Russia. It all fits.

I’m guessing “Also, no ‘you can only be a good woman if you breed’ commercials.”?

The best part was that he was forced to end the debate by complimenting her. That, and the fact that he basically complimented her stamina.

I haven’t seen such speedy evasive action since Admiral Ackbar declared IT’S A TRAP!

YES THE WHOLE THING WAS SO SHADY I LOVED IT

Never broke her smile, and then capped it off with the “we’re just friends” arm pat. Beautiful.

“....unless the check bounces.”

So, how long until she finds something desperate enough to pull her away? Like, maybe her dog gets constipated or she grows a moral backbone.

This was SO SLICK of Hillary. The nicest thing you can say to someone is to say something nice about their kids, plus her campaign is very children/family oriented, AND she doesn’t have to actually say anything nice about him. It’s like, yeah, his kids aren’t terrible, so maybe by correlation he’s not terrible. But he…

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

Somehow, after 95 minutes during which Trump could not articulate a single cohesive policy statement or, for that matter any complete sentence; after he threatened to go Mussolini on her and throw her in jail if he wins; admitted to not paying taxes - and MSNBC and CNN are calling a draw. Did they watch the same…

“forgot” He’s pulling a Joan Crawford. She’ll know why.

Two things:

this is fucking terrifying.

his face is sooo farking punchable

He went on a bit of a rant about how if anyone else did what Clinton did, their life would be in tatters. If he were president, he said, she would be “in jail.”