Here they are in rehearsal.

I really blew an audition once when we were supposed to be doing funny improv’ed banter and I was asked what movies would be terrible musicals.

He was!

Not to mention that Guiliani’s blatant failure to have the police and firefighters on the same radio channel could have saved hundreds of lives, his absolute disdain for empathizing with, acknowledging, or trying to help all the first responders who came down with cancer and other horrible illnesses financially, and…

Right!????

“OFF WITH HER HEAD AND THE SEVEN THOUGHTS INSIDE IT”

Still not as good as “Bless your heart,” though.

I am FIRMLY Team Bieber on this one.

Who’s fat shaming? Bloat does not equal fat. Bloat is what happens when you puff up because you’re a drunk mess and yeah, it’s unattractive as hell. You can practically smell the booze permeating from his pores and clammy skin. Come at me, bro.

What is truly frightening is that these sexist and racist headlines and comments are not made to be intentionally malicious. Most people, even if they are internal scumbag bigots, will closet their demons for their professions. Nobody WANTS to be on the wrong end of these and having to make apologies and retractions.…

Olympics: Simone Manuel shares historic night with some white guy.

But they didn’t. No one else has ever said he was violent toward’s them. Trashing a hotel is not the same a beating your partner.

And what does his behavior reflect?

I appreciate Simone Biles for her lack of faux modesty. I overheard someone say they didn’t like her because she was too cocky.

Anything for a story. :/

After his little display of banging on the dock, shouting sieg heil, making a nazi salute, and then singing some kind of fascist song she said ‘We’re all very impressed. Take him down.’ (Take him down meaning take him back to the cells btw) Which is the most dead pan and condescending response possible and makes him…

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

More because he cracks me up

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.