The intellectuals choice!

Perfection.

Fun fact: in Toronto we're not allowed to buy alcohol with that high a strength, and to get 100 proof alcohol you need to bring a prescription to the liquor store.

Ohthankgawd someone started earlier than 10 too! I think I was 7-8 when I discovered straddling this firm little pillow I had, felt REALLY good. I didn't really understand it, and felt super ashamed about doing it—never told a soul about it, but I did it all the time.