Stop Draggin’ My Scarf Around

She keeps the vault temperature right on the edge of 17° C

This is about the level of crazy that I would hope for, if not need, from her

Why do you care so much about people wanting to eat gluten free, whether celiacs, allergy, intolerance, or life choice? I just don’t understand people who get mad because someone eats gluten free. Why is gluten free only okay if you have celiac’s disease? I just don’t get it. I like meat but I don’t mad at vegetarians…

Oh, that’s who that was. Thanks, it was driving me crazy and I hadn’t looked it up yet. He has almost Dax Shepard hair here, throwing me off.

My only Stephen Hawking anecdote from my teaching days when they had to write to a famous person.

Singles, Reservoir Dogs, Reality Bites, The Crow, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Dead Man Walking, Trainspotting, Romeo & Juliet, Swingers, Rushmore. I know everyone’s saying this here, but soundtracks really were some of the most important albums of the 90s. They were like professionally produced mix tapes, they…

The level of misunderstanding on the McDonald’s coffee case continues to astound me.

I was a teenager when that happened, and even at the time, it was presented as, “coffee’s hot, dipshit,” ignoring the fact that the coffee had been heated to the point that if the plaintiff had consumed it, it would’ve severely injured…

This sh*t falls on all of us. Period. The fact that we have allowed people like this to be on TV and allow them to entertain us and give them a ‘viable platform’ and the ability to be in a real position of power or to just cash in on it. Frankly we deserve people like this, because we are all people like this.

She is literally saying it while saying she’s not saying it. It’s a gaslighting move.

Showtime Exec (with a real poster): “Surprise, lumberfucker!”

No, Booths and theaters don’t mix well.

Will I be able to understand this if I haven’t seen the Pink Panther?

He better start every episode like this:

One of my favorite tweets of all-time:

Don’t ever let go, Rose! Don’t you ever let go!

Or, to put it in different terms, we have a homicide rate comparable to Lebanon’s, and most of our people have no rational justification for being armed and violent.

If you have been the victim of harrassment, please fill out Form AP-3221-B in triplicate and leave the blue copy in the yellow Ingoing box at the pink kiosk and the pink copy in the blue Outgoing box at the yellow kiosk, and fill out Form AB-2331-P in duplicate, but please leave the yellow duplicate attached to the…

I hope we see Tahani’s family in the bad place before this show ends.

oh the lengths people will go to avoid having a face-to-face conversation with a human