I read this and now I think I have aphasia.

(In Cheryl and Jason's case, about a 4.5?)

… about a four?

I just thought of something - redhead, set her house on fire, looks at the blaze with real happiness - are we sure that Cheryl's real last name isn't Tunt?

I forgot our vocational high school, so that's another one, but take one off because I was counting the Catholic high school as the other city school.

Oh my God, you're right! I wondered where I'd recently (-ish) seen that exact fall into the ice. Lester was also just standing there then plunged directly down, didn't he?

Right? The severity of that ponytail goes right along with the claw marks on her palms. This is a girl who needs everything tighty-tight-tightly under control.

I will miss these rankings, they are so clever and funny. Loved the bits about the Serpents' names, Cheryl's epic, and "He won't always succeed, sometimes he will be confused by simple phrases or instructions or pull-to-open doors,"

Hell, don't take this away from me, either!

Wow, my town was about 60,000 and we had two city high schools, and five county high schools.

Surely not enough to get him on that show? (And yet, apparently so.)

yeah, Christina Kirk was the best thing about it.

I've never watched it, but every time I see a promo picture, I always wonder how they got Stephen Fry on some 7th-tier American sitcom.

I know. I'm very unhappy. I started watching it solely for him and then ended up having a lot of fun with it. It was much more fun this year, too.

Same here.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

It's hard enough following John Simm around from project to project (well, not literally dogging his footsteps) so The Catch better not get cancelled. Besides I love his character. Rhys is a gleeful omnisexual nutjob.

That's funny, I was thinking it was every member of my mom's side of the family.

I'm not all that big on any of those, so what I hear you saying is, I might do okay on Bumble. :)

That's easy. Have you ever read the book or seen the movie Burnt Offerings?