Except, he’s not a communist. So there’s that.

Well I’m glad you care a little bit if you could care less :)

I was hoping for a hot take on this clearly serious piece of journalism.

Yeah, I remember when America used to go to war against communist empires like Sweden and Denmark instead of having candidates try to join them. We’ve gotten soft, I say!

And that, my friends, is how you make a 1981 Dodge Colt worth $38.46.