Oh DAMMMN. I shoulda just Googled, it. Sorry!

Anyone else think this article was about Harry Potter squirrels at first? No? Just me?

Oh, god...I’ve never thought to pronounce it that way. How the hell do BOTH pronunciations of my initials involve jizz???

I might need some receipts on that, because...“me thinks?” “Cloddish cohorts?” “Mischievious?”

Haha, how did you pronounce it?

Nooooooooooo

Yes. Exactly like that. Thanks for ruining that song for me forever. :P

Haha, yeah. In my better moments, that’s what I see it as, too.

Haha, that’s hilarious! They were probably trying to read some meaning into your cryptic “eh.”

Now that is something I could get behind.

Ugh, I feel your pain. I go by my middle name, so I’ve been having people call me by the wrong name (and try to email me at the wrong email address) my whole life.

Well, you’re sweet to say so. :) But I should clarify that, to me, those words will always sound sexual. Like...semen.

Nope. Don’t be sorry. I read it that way, too, and that’s exactly why I don’t like it.

I don’t like monograms because I hate the way my initials look/sound when I read them in my head: CMN. It sounds like someone trying to say “come on” with no vowels.

Are you a fellow #BFFer? I thought there might be some of us in the comments! (I’m Michaela, by the way, in case you want to find me).

As someone mentioned in another thread, Modcloth is better...ish.

Ugh, she’s coming to speak in my city soon, and, in this Facebook group of young professional women in the area that I’m a part of, a lot of people have been talking about going to see her. I’m always tempted to say something, ‘cause NastyGal is not my idea of a good company, and Amoruso is not my idea of a #girlboss.

*Coloradan

Rolls his ankle and then sad music comes on and he starts talking about how he won’t stop dancing because he’s thinking about what the troops go through every day. WTF?

I miss The Toast so fucking much.