These are excellent, haha.

Sure, they’re gross, and they might not qualify as cocktails. But plenty of people order them. Probably more than order some more typical cocktails. It’s like a vodka soda or a vodka water—a way to get the booze down with no extra calories and as little throat-burning as possible.

This I appreciate.

It’s absolutely absurd to insist, as the military has for years, that the very power structure that allowed (and, in some cases, encouraged) crimes to happen in the first place is best suited to identifying those crimes and doling out justice.

For example: Donald Trump, a heffalump forged in the fires of Hephaestus’ foundry and made of runny yogurt, is polling well in New York.

“Donald Trump, a Rumpelstiltskin inflated with a bike pump and filled with bacteria, is polling well in New York.”

Yeah, I’ve been doing that for a few years now. I have to admit, there’s still a big part of me that wishes I could own a scale, but I know it’s not something I can have and not use to torture myself. So, no scale...

It was! I highly recommend it, especially if you can do it with friends. We did it out on the quad at lunchtime. :)

The mental health awareness and support group on my college campus held a “scale-smashing” every February for National Eating Disorder Awareness Week. THAT was “living beyond the scale.” I smashed the scale I bought during my first relapse in college, and felt actually empowered. No amount of Dove soap or Weight…

This is sad. I’ve been a reader since launch and a commenter since 2010 (when you still had to “audition” to comment—I think Dodai let me in the club). But I go through cycles of commenting/not commenting, and I haven’t made any Jezebel “friendships.” So, I’m still gray, even though I’m certain at least some of my…

Of course he is. He’s running for President. Being a dick is kind of part of the job.

Lol, dude, talk to me when you’ve applied perfumed deodorant onto stinging, freshly-shaved and razor-burned pits. Then talk to me again when you’ve done it every single morning since the 7th grade.

THIS. If I didn’t have birth control and a great OB-GYN, my endometriosis would effectively prevent me from working. Not to mention that my bc is also great for when my boyfriend and I have frequent and very hot sex. But that’s beside the point. :P

Um, no. These are not bullshit. These are amazing. Clearly you are not a true candy lover.

Ok, I have been pondering getting lash extensions for years now, mainly because false lashes are such a pain to put on/keep on for me, and I also prefer a (slightly) subtler look.

Oooh, I wore tea rose essential oil my freshman year of high school. I think I bought it from a sale bin at the Body Shop. I love that fragrance—timeless and totally worth your $10.

Yeah. You're right.

It seems that these shootings (both the "big" ones and the "small" ones*) have become an almost-monthly, if not -weekly, regularity. And we're all (myself included) becoming so used to the media cycle surrounding them that I fear we'll become too jaded to demand change anymore.

Redacted b/c I posted this on the wrong post. Fail.

Also, this is way more action-y and less atmospheric and quiet than the book.