I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

“...but at the same time I had a broken ankle. I won a championship with you and you don’t even really call me. I’ve got to beg you to call me. My agent has to beg you to call me ... My ankle was broke. My ankle was broke. And they’re shooting me up, shooting me up, shooting me up every day to play. My ankle was…

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

Jokes aside, Kanter is being pretty brave about all this.

Enes, if you need a place to crash and lay low for a while, hit me up. I got you bro.

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

Another man blaming his shortcomings on a woman, even from nearly a decade ago. How quaint.

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

Interesting fan theory

Not to mention the liberal Boston media would have broken its neck to identify the racist.

But just taking him at his word means there are a bunch of white cowards and racists living here, because no one stood up to the guy.

Report: NFL Expected To Shorten Overtime

You’re good

Good Kinja.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

He’s never been IN the black either.

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

“more than half of us”

Even though I was, by far, the shortest kid in my class and had shown zero ability to play basketball on anything but an Intellivision, my mother insisted on putting me in the Naval Academy Basketball Camp every summer in the mid-1980s. My dear, misguided, slightly-twisted mother thought that I would somehow grow to…