I didn’t see anyone mention Victoria Dahl, who writes contemporaries and historicals. I luuuuuuurve everything she does, and she’s hilarious on Twitter.

Yes, she’s 39, almost 40 and he’s 65. 40 years old, so young, so inexperienced. Where did Bill find her? On the playground?

His wife held him back from further injuring his boyfriend, whom he assaulted and shouted homophobic slurs at...?