Did someone check to see if she WASN’T a time traveller?

No big deal; keys get lost all the time.

BAC TO THE FUTURE

Good for John Carroll University!

Whitewater Warhawks are pumped right now

JCU grad here. The mascot is a wolf. It comes from “Lobo y Olla”, or “Wolf and Pot”, from the crest of St. Ignatius of Loyola.

Proud of my alma mater. Never thought I’d see the day they made Deadspin! Wohoo!

So like, he puts on a sleeveless shirt specifically to eat lunch while wearing it?

I think I remember you on that show! I was watching in my private helicopter on safari shooting my gold rifle at white rhinos

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

He also does this shit all the time. He’s constantly shitting on the contestants’ stories. As well he should. They’re always terrible.

He also sleeps naked according to the news. I still never got that story out of my head.

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

It’s already been unofficially linked to some crowdfunded Rob Zombie movie that I’m not going to bother to watch. If I want torture porn I’ll force myself to sit through Bachelor in Paradise

Arby’s.

I feel like this going to turn out to be some insane viral marketing scheme in about another week or two.

God, she deserves a better platform than FS...