I feel like she’s that girl that absorbs her bf’s personalities/makes us all sick with her new love of (enter here what new boyfriend is in to). No offense to GS, but we all have that friend who does that.

“Full Mossy Oak.” I died.

We get it you like Blake but you don’t have to go full Mossy Oak.

Look, polar bears are great. But the greatest of all the bears we’ve seen in 2015?! Sorry Tom, but it’s gotta be the porch bear, especially at the 3:00 mark, when the bear scrambles away, but then ever so deliberately turns towards the camera, and unleashes a nasty shit by the side of the house. This bear wins.

Starred for how much fun the word nopetopus is to say.

Yes to artist collabs that are real collabs and not just “here’s some stock design patterns for you to choose from,” like Rebel Wilson’s Torrid collection unfortunately was. I’m hoping for good things from Ditto.

Um, I have serious reservations about a super religious guy who’s hobbies include “nannying”.

I wish my webcam had been recording as I read this post. My reactions evolved from:

“the recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

Wait, people pay for porn?

What kind of sicko pays for porn?

They should totally wear the 90210 dresses.

So what if Jeremy Lin lost a Sonic the Hedgehog related hairstyle bet to an unknown party? That could happen to anyone.

SO are we just gonna ignore this?!

would it be bad to have sex with him just to have an abortion to spite him? i mean i know that’s a legitimately terrible thing to do, but this is paul ryan.

Ambivalence towards birth control seems like a recipe for disaster. Unless both parties are on board for a baby should fun times result in pregnancy, it seems pretty dangerous to just assume that all will be just fine should it happen. I’m much more in favor of planned pregnancy and taking proper precautions to…

Fascinating. I don’t feel this way at all. I am deeply committed to not getting pregnant, and always have been. I have nightmares about finding out that I’m pregnant. I reflect almost every single day on how grateful I am not to be pregnant or have kids. I’m almost certain that I would get an abortion if I did get…

Had to google. Was aware of the axiom, wasn’t aware it had a name. Every day’s a school day.

Betteridge’s Law in full effect.

Gorgeous!!!