my son i know from experience that there is good kinja and great kinja and i’ve got to say this kinja is some great-ass kinja

Wow, thanks so much for this, Leslie. This will really help me on those tough mornings at my job.

As a current Minnesotan transplanted from another state, I have a few theories:

It looks like one big tampon commercial.

We need more eagles.

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Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

I’m not crying you’re crying.

More importantly, she made her father proud.

Well done Syndey, you made San Diego proud.

How do they feel about #kissmyfatassInstagram? ‘Cause I’m thinking about getting that one started.

It really does vary! I love my Mirena (I’m on my second one), but for me the insertions have been the most painful experiences of my life. And I was close to passing out the second time (because it took the doctor three tries to get it it!). When my friend told me hers was uncomfortable, but not really painful, I was…

Yep, it’s accurate :)

Planned Parenthood reports that they’re over 99% effective, making them the most effective form of birth control.

Pity you couldn’t chip in $2 to save the U of W budget.

You’re not an actual alum, Scott Walker.

Back in 2006, I was studying abroad in the UK, and almost the first news report I heard after I got there was about a girl at an amusement park (Alton Towers? My memory has not preserved that detail) got both her feet cut off by a snapped elastic cord in a tower-of-terror-type ride. Amusement parks have subsequently…

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

I forwarded this article to my wife, clipped the same pic, added the note "see honey, even the Internets say we should have a threesome". She replied with this image and one word: "Approved"