inanimatecarbonrod2020
Inanimate Carbon Rod 2020
inanimatecarbonrod2020

As a massive fan of The Killing a Scared Deer, I’m immensely excited at the reunion of Colin Farrell and Barry Keoghan.

Loved the first two seasons of the show. Never got around to watching the third. Worth watching? 

This man survived stage 4 colon cancer and died after trying to cape for President Trump. He really blew a lead, just wild.

Portlander checking in: I’m really happy that Ted showed his face last night and got a little bit of first hand experience with what’s going on in front of the Justice Center. It would have been great to see him out there 55 nights ago, but better late the never.

In some alternate universe of television, chemical genius Bryan Cranston faces off with drug kingpin/poutine fast food magnate Alex Trebek.

I feel like, in some Pleasantville-like fantasy dream of suburban America, Alex Trebek and Bryan Cranston coach all kids’ ball games.

“Find Something New” = “Let them eat cake.”

I hate the phrase cancel culture so much and I’m hearing it like every 5 seconds these days. It’s not an actual thing. It’s the free market which conservatives are supposed to love. If coke changed their recipe and it tasted like shit and no one bought it nobody would say why did they cancel coke. Coke fucked up and

The fact that Chris Brown is still a thing in hip-hop collabs speaks to this. So much.

a two-year marriage to Heat actor Kevin Gage’

There was also this, today.

How do those dingbats in the Florida video feel about nurses and surgeons wearing masks during surgery? How about dentist and dental hygienists? That lady talking about taking away god’s perfect breathing system sounded like her breathing system isn’t working at 100% capacity.

Fuck all these racist ass White liberals. Kevin Hart had to drop his hosting gig at the Oscars for being homophobic, Jimmy Kimmel needs to lose his Emmy’s hosting gig for being racist.

Fox/conservatives are going after Kimmel because he’s taking BLM’s side and being mean to the clown in the White House. Kimmel has *gasp* possibly grown as a human being and isn’t the same person he was all those years ago. I say possibly but he seems on the level these days. Doesn’t excuse what he did then but who he

I’m surprised the Karl Malone impression hasn’t come up sooner. I distinctly remember watching that a few times back in the 90's...figured more people remembered that. I always thought he took that shit way over the line.

Really liked the premier episode, but disappointed there was no Mail Robot. 

Looking forward to their sexy violent take on Encyclopedia Brown. 

That’s completely true. I’m sure there are a (literal) handful of teens on tiktok that believe in pizzagate but the vast VAST majority are extremely politically woke and literate. But go off I guess. 

In July 1932, the Nazis won the largest plurality (32 percent) in German parliament but had other parties formed a coalition, they could have held back the Nazis. But the other parties didn’t: they were obsessed with infighting over smaller differences and failed to see the larger, existential threat. This is that