Here’s how this will play out: Deaths from coronavirus end up being far less than the most pessimistic estimates of 1-2 million (estimates that depended on no action being taken whatsoever), largely because states, localities started taking proactive measures, such as shutting down schools and canceling events, while…

I could never rise to Monica Lewinsky’s level of magnanimity.

Don’t let the door hit you in the coffin on the way out.

She’s A) A blonde fox news bobblehead clone and B) She’s really good at yelling over everyone... so to Trump she’ll be perfect. To the rest of us, it’ll be a good reason to continue to ignore her and this car crash of an administration.

It’s disgusting to hear Biden thank Sanders for challenging the Powers That Be when Biden himself represents those same Powers That Be in so many ways. I was always in Elizabeth Warren’s camp but am more saddened than ever that I have to vote for this person who has done practically nothing to further social progress…

The only reason this waste of twat got the job in the first place is because she downplayed the outbreak. He’s looking for someone who can handle damage control as well as assist with media briefings (narrator: “unfortunately, she wasn’t qualified to do either”)

Honor Blackman was a great actress, who worked nonstop for 70 years. She had real movie star charisma and that deft touch that never required overacting. Much like Glynis Johns, she was equally adept at comedy and serious drama (and could frequently bridge the two). RIP to a very cool lady.

I dunno, if it’s been more than five years it might be under Act of Fed Up God.

You just have Vlad ship you a replacement.

I really don’t care do u?

So how does that work if your mail-order wife dies in a pandemic? Is that covered under warranty, or what?

Then why do liberals support Obamacare more than conservatives? In fact liberals support a lot more programs to help those in need other than themselves that conservatives don’t. Until it impacts them.

it took him seeing a morgue truck in New York to finally take this thing seriously.

Awww man, homie...

I work for HD in Canada and kind of hate this stereotype :( I work in one dept but for some reason every. single. customer. expects me to know EVERYTHING about all the other depts and gets mad when I don’t. Bruh, I took this job because I needed to pay my bills, not because I *want* to wear an apron in the shade of…

Or running for cover like the gates of hell have opened when you spot one and go “Excuse me, I need some help.”

Does the Home Depot guy’s cure involve 30 people in orange vests shuffling aimlessly around the patient’s bed?

My co worker used to always say, “Yeah, well people in hell want ice water,” always got a good laugh out of that.

Look at the very foreground of the picture, at the bottom right. How old do you think those two overweight silver haired people are? But sure, blame the kids. On the other hand, your generation completely fucked the environment with your “indifference to the survival” of the people affected by it. So, “eat shit and…

Your sister, a high school health teacher, is taking medication advice from Donald Trump but blocking you for speaking up, and is knowingly and deliberately exposing other people to a disease she thinks she already has? Jesus Christ - what sort of health classes has she been teaching?!