Yep, she was born in America Samoa and is part Samoan.  

Yeah, but also fuck Tulsi Gabbard. American Samoa should have been a shoo-in for the rep from Hawaii, but even voters there told her to go kick rocks.

I thought he made some good points, infused with humor. Ariana got away with saying things that Pete, a man, would have been gutted in the media, had he said them.

Hot take: Davidson’s public apology to Dan Crenshaw legitimized a very dangerous man. I wish he hadn’t backed down, because in the end Crenshaw does indeed look like a hitman in a porno movie.

Thanks for this write-up. I turned on the special last weekend because I had an hour to kill, but didn’t expect much. I was pleasantly surprised at his storytelling ability, like you said. That opener about Louis CK was fantastic, and he handed the Ariana stuff considerately IMO.

I actually thought it was pretty funny, and I went into the special with the same reservations. He starts with a great joke/story about Louis CK, which was the highlight for me. The special is under 50 minutes, so no big commitment even if you end up not liking it.

But I’m a creep
I’m at zero
What the hell is a billionaire doing here?
I don’t belong here

A few weeks ago there was supposed to be a drag queen story hour at the library in my town. They had to shut it down because of the sheer volume of threats from the public. There are a LOT of guns around here, so you have to take that stuff literally deadly serious. I know of at least 4 kids that were fairly upset by…

You don’t like it? Keep your kid at home and read to them yourself.

And keep in mind I am by all definitions a “fiscal conservative”; without even considering the human costs (which today’s conservative fuckers don’t care about),

Help me out here: what’s the takeaway from the email promotions? Is Buttigieg savvier for funneling emails directly to your inbox, or are Liz and Bernie respecting the sanctity of my email filters?

I just looked it up and mine is “Giant Spider in the Attic.” Weird, right?

Yeah no, the primary is not over, I don’t need the residents of Iowa and New Hampshire speaking for me.

Is the devil you know Bloomberg or Trump?  Because both are devils I know. 

I mean...sure, I’ll cast a vote for Kodos and pretend like it’s infinitely better than Kang when the differences are marginal at best.

Me and other Democrats: Vote Blue, no matter who!

DNC: Your Democratic nominee, Michael Bloomberg!

Me and other Democrats: Hrm.

“Rather than align herself with Hillary, Kamala, Kristen and Amy”