inanimatecarbonrod2020
Inanimate Carbon Rod 2020
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It’s incredible and darkly hilarious to me that Ted Cruz thinks of himself as a viable presidential candidate in 2024. The guy has the appeal of a jello mold that’s been sprinkled with toenails and been left in the open sun. It’s like someone said, “Make me another Santorum, but with a meltier face.”

Donald and Melania’s wedding must have been so beautiful, especially that moment when he took her by the hand, looked her in the eye and said, “I’ll take this one, how much?”

I wholeheartedly believe he thinks this will net him the presidential election over Biden. “See, I fought for the people and deserve a second term.” His mashed potato brain can’t process the loss. He’s come full circle on the gaslighting and convinced himself of his own bullshit.

“Oh nooooooo”

It’s too bad he was never really able to capitalize on this during his first stage, considering how funny he was in White Men Can’t Jump and Demolition Man, but better late than never!

My money says the child is actually a daughter. It struck me as odd too, so I feel like it’s intentionally misleading. 

Same here. Someone I know got in trouble for assuming a gender when that person’s preferred pronouns were they/their, and that was a wake-up call for me as well. I’m a cis man who’s been pretty ignorant of trans issues until recently, and I think the least we can all do is exercise caution with everyone – even people

The movie ‘God Loves Uganda’ shines a heartbreaking spotlight on this bullshit. Unfortunately there are many other countries in Africa (and elsewhere) where the exact same thing is happening due to Western “Christian” influence.

See, I find they double-down when I use that line. The truth is out there if you look in the right places, don’t trust the MSM, liberals are soooo condescending, at least I didn’t vote for the pedo president. Et al.

A former friend of mine from high school has turned into a raging Qanon/social media mommy influencer, peddling anti-vaxx and covid-denial conspiracy theories along with the usual human trafficking stuff. I called her out one time over the summer, asking for evidence, and got the boilerplate “do your own research”

I’m with you on Blood Simple. I feel like it gets overlooked as a Coen classic, probably because so many people haven’t seen it. 

If it makes you feel any better, I live in a very blue area of one of the bluest states in the country and the knuckleheads are out in droves here too.

I mean, little nazi wheels sure as hell isn’t taking the top.

If Cawthorn keeps making these claims, he won’t have a leg to stand on.

“I would take it seriously if it came from Trump, because Trump cares about American lives,” Carone said, adding that if television networks friendly to Trump such as One America News or Newsmax “told me to go get tested, I would do it.”

Don’t look now but the morons might actually wipe themselves out. Also, I’ve got

As a lifelong fan of the Seattle Supersonics, I fully condone any and all trolling of Howard Schultz. 

That was my thought, as well. Hopefully this is the case and the “law” is just a lot of meaningless window dressing to appease the pro-birth crowd.

That’s exactly what it reminded me of too, albeit more graphic.

  • Is Gaetano’s death a reference to a similar accidental gunshot in a Coen brothers movie? I can’t think of one; the closest that comes to mind is a scene in Burn After Reading, but it’s not self-inflicted in the literal sense.

Yeah this feels pretty realistic. Maybe I shouldn’t say armed (or hot) civil war, but certainly a conflict during which a lot of people are physically hurt in isolated yet ideologically connected incidents.