5-12 years? That's just like the…

But I thought that's what Snapchat was for!?

I think you two will need to talk about 1) if you're fine without anal sex (it sounds like you're not, and you'll need to make that clear) and 2) if he's comfortable trying again. If he really is just fine without it, then he should be willing to try again. If he's legitimately uncomfortable trying it, you two will…

Is it worth starting a spreadsheet part-way through? There are already so many I probably can't even recall anymore

I will snapchat you whimsical photos of my penis hidden behind an eggplant emoji.

Trimming is best for the crotch area. No crazy bush that gets in the way, no baby smooth that can be really weird.

This is a tough one.

Hire a sex worker to take body shots off of

How come I don't have anyone's snapchat? I send nudes all the time

I think you mean Angel's Vincent Kartheiser

Cromartie High School - The beginning of "Joshua Tree" with the inspirational speech and everyone just shitting on Maeda

They're called bro-jobs now. There are thinkpieces~

I do still get split-second prejudices with regard to race. I particularly notice it with hookup/dating apps like Tinder where you just swipe as soon as you see a picture. I also get pretty sexist while I'm driving, though I've been working on making my insults gender-neutral when some idiot cuts me off.

Oh man, I've hooked up with a guy with a dick like that before. Luckily he really wanted to bottom. *phew*

I'm so glad to have been a part of this.

As a top, missionary. As a bottom, riding on top. I generally like to have control of the motion and tempo and angle and all that stuff, and those are the best for that I've found. Plus nothing gets me going like looking at my partner(s) and making out during.

I didn't mean to suggest anyone like him was cowering, but that a story like that would avoid problems like this. Sorry!

Yeah sure, but the story of the people who fought back against the police? Not the story of cute white boys from the Midwest.

That sweet Laurel Canyon masterful series of tweets

There certainly were pretty, young white boys like the main character involved in the Stonewall Riots.