Lol, that’s what I was thinking.  Jordan’s lack of being good at anything besides playing basketball is also well documented.

White people broke me in 2016. I especially don’t trust white women because they look at Kamala with suspicion. The fact that 40% of the country looks at this man and sees a president is a fucking travesty

I feel better about things than I did in 2016 but I’m not in any way confident that he’ll lose.

i am terrified that, by hook or by crook, this man is going to be reelected.

RIP Michael Harriot, long may he live.

I think it’s related to the fact that many smart watch designs appear less appealing to certain folks than old school analogue watch designs. Smart watches in general lack the stylish appeal of analogue watches.

Are we sure the seals and octopuses weren’t reporters or part of a political opposition party?

In a war of whales vs humans, I really don’t know who to root for...if I choose whales, does that make me a traitor?

I feel like the perps’ mugshots should have been featured. Why y’all frowning? Smile! Y’all’s famous, now!

Fucker mislead the Grand Jury and is desperate not to have everyone hear it. He can’t even create a decent coverup.

they won’t. Remember, the thing fueling anti-mask protest is fear. People are terrified of the notion that an invisible disease can cut you down, so they double down on conspiracy theories or anything that says they don’t. have to be afraid.

So if he really did get it? Oh it’s not that big of a deal.

And (god hoping) he…

I’m voting for Biden, however my preferred ticket from the start has been Massive Stroke/COVID-19 2020.

You don’t really believe it’ll happen.  Despite the high likelihood, the sheer brazenness of the man and his ilk, you still think he’ll manage to evade this. And then it happens, and you don’t know what to think so you head on to the A.V. Club instead of sleeping like a responsible person. 

“Hang in there, buddy!”

I’m sure all our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this diffcult time.

Imagine if Warrem Moon had gotten to play his entire career in the NFL.

Mr. West is no more or less deserving of help than is the guy talking to his demons and living in the bushes in my neighborhood. The tragedy isn’t Delonte, it’s the Delonte along with the hundreds of thousands of others like him who need mental health help and don’t get it.

If you didn’t know anything about Rob Reiner, you could have at least taken 30 seconds to Google him. He’s been a highly vocal (and financial) advocate for civil rights for 50 years. He helped start the American Foundation for Equal Rights. He’s repeatedly bankrolled challenges to Right-wing legal attacks on women,…

And in accordance with US policy, the left buds were separated from the right ones even though they clearly belong together.

Usually the infringed company is the one that asks for enforcement of their trademarks when they suspect a violation--with proof.  Lol, these goons think they’re the trademark police.