We found one of the truckers with bad language comprehension skills!

“Now, it looks like that same woman has had a change in heart.” I suppose this is obvious in the sense that for whatever reason they decided not to proceed with with the suit they had filed, but it’s hardly the vindication the rest of the article makes it out to be.

He got in one little fight, and Jada got scared. She said “You can’t slap Chris Rock just ‘cuz I got no hair.” 

Ford Contours last for-fucking-ever. They seriously seem more durable than Crown Vics or most of the trucks on that list. My wife had one in high school/college, and it was a hand-me-down to two siblings, then gifted to a sibling’s friend, then their girlfriend.

This headline feels so dismissive for a very real case of abuse

Kanye fans learning quick how it feels to be a Morrissey fan

She doesn’t apologize. Kanye still plays Coachella. Says she apologized. 

Really amazed at the “both-sides-ism” here.

Kanye out here buying a new house across from his soon-to-be ex-wife’s new house, and now love bombing some actress on a second date.

All the folks who say the monuments are about remembering our history should presumably be thrilled with this. What better way to remember the horrors of the past than having them in a museum with the appropriate context to help us understand what they really represented? Somehow I’m guessing that’s not how those…

In the UK, blame is 100% apportioned to the rear car in a collision and 0% to the car in front. The reasoning being that no matter what dumb thing the person in front does (short of reversing) then the car behind must leave enough space and be able to respond to whatever happens in front.

If it was $50K, maybe getting into business might be worth more. There is no way in the world that $50M + 5% stake is not a take it immediately deal. Taking such a deal does not mean you can’t still collaborate. In fact, if he’s giving this guy this much credit for that idea, he would no doubt have little trouble…

Oh for God’s sake. Is there nothing more pressing about which to be aggrieved?

Those poor fictional characters! I can’t imagine how their nonexistent hearts must be breaking over seeing this!

The people you saw in Squid Game were actors that were cosplaying as poor people. The people at Teigan’s party were cosplaying as characters in a TV show. Squid Game isn’t real. This is all pretend.

Wow this is officially the dumbest defense of Chapelle I’ve heard. Well done.

“jumping the queue for recognition and respectability”

So there are no black LGBTQ folks? 

Just want to thank Jay-Z for his Jean Michel Basquiat cosplay.

Another thought I just had: Despite media portrayals to the contrary, 99 out of 100 “this person started a company at age 22 and is now buying Caribbean islands for his pets” stories always include a line like “he started with nothing other than a $2m loan from his parents and free access to all their high-powered…