Their relationship seems rare and beautiful. Can’t decide if that inspires me or depresses me

I have to say the last couple of years have been great at helping me decide which “friends” and family members I should actually care about. So I’ll probably be an alcoholic with paranoid personality disorder by the end of Trump’s presidency, but dammit I’ll know who my friends are!

Racist ducks are the worst. Can’t I take a nice stroll beside a pond, listening to some jazz, without being quacked at?

accurate

She seems to think being a Nazi is some sort of quirk you’re supposed to overlook, like your friend who never texts back. It’s pretty simple, don’t be friends with Nazis, they’re Nazis! It’s not something you overlook about someone to focus on their good qualities.

What’s your point? It’s okay to harass your employees if you employ them in a shitty punk band? Do you have a list of jobs where harassment is okay and others where it’s not?

Well he’s managed to come out of a 6-year career with Washington still looking like a functional NFL QB, so that’s some sort of accomplishment. I’d say he’s good enough to help a good team win, but not gonna enough to noticeably improve a bad team

Holmes calls the children of interracial marriage born between 1960 and 1985 “the Loving Generation,”

P.F. Chang’s, that “Asian-inspired” chain restaurant that is as “inspired” by Asian cuisine as McDonald’s is “inspired” by real food.

How does one dishonorably toss a coin? Do you flip it with your penis instead of your hand?

I’m sorry that was done to you. I know it can be really isolating because abusers often go out of their way to make it hidden and develop great skill at doing that

you just know the white house is full of the type of people who would ask “well what did she do to make him mad”

In other words, you don’t know how protests work. Sad

The House members who voted to keep him should be expelled too

I’ve gotten Damian Marley a few times. And Kid from Kid ‘n Play once

As a tea snob I approve of this research

To be fair it’s not just Kendrick Lamar and no one else. I barely keep up with new hip-hop but Vince Staples, Logic, Joey Badass, etc. all have traditionalist spirit to their music, just off the top of my head

These young rappers are lucky it’s just angry Instagram posts now, KRS was literally throwing wack rappers off the stage back in the day

That’s a really flawed anecdote though. Yes, there are long-term stoners who are blunted, dulled human who can barely focus. But there are also long term stoners who are highly accomplished, focused people who just like to get high to relax. You only notice the first group when taking pizza orders because you’re…

Can my family sue you when I die from alcohol poisoning?