So in this brain dead analogy (that is insult to the word analogy) desperate people and children fleeing crime and mob violence are somehow equal to a well armed and supplied army with rifles, automatic machine guns, tanks, as well as thousands of bombers not mention bombers, as well as billions of dollars of food,…

How happy she was at the start was cute, the ending sucked worse than the finale for How I Met Your Mother.

Please do not watch the video if you are not prepared to see someone’s heart get crushed in real time just like Ralph Wiggum when Lisa rejects him on live TV. I was not ready :( 

And they drive them really fast!

Don’t give up on the dream!

You drove a Lancia over those roads? You’re my hero today.

I think he was trying to illustrate the variety of Spanish speakers he was working with - it just wasn’t as concise as it could have been.

You’re right, I worded it wrong. I definitely, know Puerto Rico is part of the US, I probably need some more prepositions or adverbs in my rant. Or maybe less coffee. :)

This completely makes me foam at the mouth in anger.

I’m white, born and raised south of Boston. Had never left the country at the time, but had done very well in school with various foreign languages.

Fast forward to college in Orlando, Florida and I was working at a Tex-MEX restaurant, and I would try and speak…

the lead in his musical film adaptation of West Side Story

I just found out about this a few hours ago and contacted our podcast folks, who have pulled the ad and made it clear to the Panoply network that we don’t want this ad running on our show again.

Figuratively unplayable

“I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for the donut. I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a donut.” - Mitch Hedberg

“I do a lot of…

It’s almost like these kids don’t understand that shelling and trench digging can turn a pictaresque alpine retreat into Mt. Doom in the blink if an eye. Verdun is quite pretty these days, too.

thank you =)

holy fuck he said dont start shit he didnt say he was starting shit. Trump literally said dont tell me not to start a fight, I’ll fight you if I fuckin feel like it!!

o_o

said it before I’ll say it again are we done electing people over 65 yet? fuckin dementia!

The Iranian president suggested that the U.S. should make peace with Iran and not go to war with them—admittedly, his phrasing twinged it with a little bit of a threat, but not that much, and certainly not enough to warrant the reaction he got.

I am partial to the MATN YOLO run, which is no healing/no companions/permadeath.

That’s a quality burn. In three days he shall roll away the medicine ball from the door of the tomb

I guess Russia decided to move onto dolphins after they realized giant squid didn’t work out too good.

I have a crystal Testarossa that I found at a flea market. It was only $12 so I had to get it.