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Potter was famous for his disregard for basic safety features

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

"I'm trying to get you dumb bastards into space before you all destroy yourselves and the planet. Make babies on your own time. Aw Christ, hand me that lazer this James Bond f*cker is at the front door again."

“How about we wait for her to have a meltdown and then she is crying and tries to scratch — and then you’ll want to help her.”

"Packers win the Super Bowl, woooo!"

Am I doing this wrong?

T-14? How is this Russia’s best tank? The T-72 is at least (pulls out calculator because he can’t do maths in his head anymore) 58 better.

Let me give you some advice: you do you. Include the people important to you and don’t listen to internet strangers. (Like me?!) I had 6 maids and it was just fine. A few people have made comments over the years, generally people who weren’t at the wedding. But here’s the thing: 3 were my sisters and 3 were my bffs.…

I will hold a thousand exhibits in solidarity with the Charlie Hebdo editorial staff.

new iggy azalea song

My dad would say, "Oh, yeah. My daughter would definitely allow someone to kidnap her. Typical Kurtney."

Yes.

I drink your placenta shake!

They're eating her ... and then they're going to eat me ... OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWWWWDDDDD!!!!!!

I just had to push that one out of the nest.

Fowl Play.