It’s a good thing you stop in every day and compulsively comment on shit then.

He says while complaining about an article on the internet that he was in no way obligated to read.

Pawsible. Mew might be on to something.

OH MY GOD. ANIME PEOPLE ARE CATS.

Stay with me here, I got a crazy theory:

My favorite part of the game so far (only a couple hours in) is the unintentional humor of the voice acting, writing and animations. The characters always bow their heads before they speak and at the end of every cutscene, I love it.

...that’s your takeaway? What the fuck

I feel like that’s not what is important here, dude.

So we’re in early 2018 right now, am I to understand that Master Chief Collection was released three years ago in the future?

Damn all of you. ( ಠ_ಠ)

No one cares.

People will play the game just for the cats!

Well, and keep this hush hush *looks around* I’m trans.

People, look at my god damn username. Hello???

I tried not to watch BOTW videos while I was playing it to avoid spoilers. Once I finished it and watched them I couldn’t believe how conservative and unimaginative the way that I played it was.

I very, very, *very* briefly misread the headline as “Link gets an onahole.”

A YouTube video with nearly 900,000 views titled “Why Anthem Should Scare You | Has EA Destroyed Bioware?” just miiiight be the type of thing that the second-to-last paragraph of this article is talking about.

We’ve seen Naughty Dog games that take place in a world of Norse mythology and features gameplay with no use of guns but, instead, visceral and brutal melee combat that looks to require a sense of fast twitch reactions (like some hybrid mixture of old GoW, Dark Souls/Bloodborne, and a pinch of Last of Us)? I must have…

Following this up with some anime/cartoon characters. Most are in games.

On January 20th, Cory Barlog tweeted this: