O.O I guess, if you want to look at it that way, it's equal parts video games and neglect. They could've just taken the power cord out of his system while he was in the shower, or made him eat real food when he emerged for snacks

Mother can't stop her 15 year old son from 5 straight days of video games. Waits until after he passes out from dehydration to take the whole system away. Seems legit.

if there was still a promote button, I'd promote this just for the "mystically sliding sideways" bit

I get that, I just meant that of all the games phones can play now, I wasn't expecting GTA lol

Interesting of an idea this is, who the hell chooses to play Grand Theft Auto on a phone when PS2s are only 25 dollars now?

I'd play this at a friend's house, but I'd rage quit something fierce if they put the sniper rifles that can shoot through concrete in multiplayer. Snipers were BS enough without being able to charge shot.

Gah, heart attack from the awesome savings!

It would be great if this is a Prince of Persia game. There's nothing wrong Assassin's Creed, but the Prince of Persia that came out a few years ago was fantastic, and then that series got dumped like a bag of cats for Assassin's Creed. Not cool, Ubisoft.

I believe that, as far as the Vita goes, a pretty substantial part of the reason that system was a flop was that anyone who already had a PSP got kind of shafted. The 3DS can play all prior DS games, which essentially gave it a massive catalogue immediately. The Vita came out with a few games to it's name, and PSP…

Wow. A free fighting game gets leaked and throws off the entire process, and what do the faithful readers of Kotaku do? Start thrashing Bronies as furries. Again. This game, this article, doesn't have anything to do with the Bronies, it's about the fact that a game got leaked before it was done. I bet it this had…

If I had all the money (ALL THE MONEY!) there's something I would like to see happen: A game where the character starts out as the fully realized dream of the guy who comes up with it, so the first level takes place in the creator's mind. Then the next level would be played as if on a sketchpad, moving up to…

So, what you're saying is that EA walked in, presented the "if you buy it used, no online for you" law, and then decided "Screw consoles, we're jumping to phones"? Really, now.

Wild Jack Nicholson appears!

I plan to play every game in the series specifically to have a better grasp on the story. I've owned every game in the series at least once, but only beat KH2, and it stands as the only video game to make me cry and I don't even remember why. I will be staying the hell away from the KD3D review, as the game is the…

So, the guy shoots up a theater full of people watching The Dark Knight Rises, and he's calling himself The Joker. Clearly the man has spent too many hours using Garen's ultimate attack.

That's understandable. I'd rather people say "Your joke sucks" then freak out about how wrong it was.

Felt like watching a Pixar animation, only without being neutered for family audiences

Again, it was a joke. I wasn't even trolling, either, it was a reference to the fact that a lot of my favorite voice actors are from Canada but that Canadian game studios are closing.

All awesome information, but...you do realize that was a joke, right?

Canada: Good for voice acting, bad for video games.