@Edie Spencer: Right— you can't see as well as someone else doing it. But here, she was having someone else do it— just someone who, it turns out, sucks at it.

My human sexuality class had, as a question on one exam, "What is the missionary position?"

@NewsBunny: My big terror is the withdrawl from Celexa. I had a few days one time when I had a gap between perscriptions (my own falt, with scheduling appointments), and OH MY GOD was it hell. The brain zaps, inability to focus, sleep deprivation, loss of balance, and constnat nausea were HELL. And it really scares…

Fiance and I will be registering. We're moving in together about 6 months before we get married, but we're putting off on buying like, nice kitchen ware and linens and stuff, and sticking with the cheap stuff that got us through law school until the actual wedding.

Cowboy boots have always had a heel. So, the dudes that wear cowboy boots... have heels. And most mens shoes have heals of an inch to an inch and a half, and have for the last few years. This is not a new concept. Majoy yawn.

And this is who will be speaking at my law school commencement in just under a week. Oy.

@PhDelish hearts KG: HA I am having that experience today :-( :-( :-(. Also, it stains skin, if you happen to get it there. UGH!

@hausfrau76: DG Love!!!

@BunnyJones: Because most sororities are not like that.

@angelina jolie-laide is a mavericky bish: Who is she? My eyes sometimes do that in pictures too—- one obviously more open than the other.

Softball is also a fucking LAW SCHOOL sport. There's a yearly tournament at UVA. It's the most popular extracurricular activity at my law school, and I'm sure at others as well. GAH.

@CassandraSays: Eh, not a bucketload. But like... a couple of cups worth could be pretty hot... that'd be enough to splash onto my face AND boobs! ...yeah, it might be an unusual kink.

@CassandraSays: well, sometimes you want it oooonnnn you. Or at least, sometimes I want it on me.

@A Small Turnip: Female, at least, is common enough that my mother encountered it several times during her 35+ years as a school teacher. I don't know about the other ones, but I do remember listening to her mention that she had another student named "FaMALlay", and me asking why that was odd, bc I thought it was a…

@the glamwich: Oh my goodness I am horrified, and actually ended up dry heaving at that idea. Your poor, poor mother.

@NickelMD: Thanks for telling us all this! I have some questions though... I am one of the women who would probably end up as your 3%. I have a retroverted cervix, which I've been instructed to always warn gynos about, and some vaginal pain issues in general, though they've gotten better over time. The exams ALWAYS…

@sallysitwell: I thought she was Christina Ricci. *facepalm*

For some reason I keep thinking the man BB's on the phone with is her husband, and the conversation is taking place at 11 or 12, when she's been waiting up for him, and he calls to say he'll be spending the night at the office, love, but then there's a giggle in the background.... and then the phone fight is ON.

Eh, the fact that some of my bridesmaids are sluts is going to be part of the fun of the reception. I was a slut when I was single. Why would I begrudge them the fun of it?

Oh, ferrets, eff you. I hate them. They are my second least favorite living creature, spiders being my least favorite.